What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:30

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III